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Who doesn't love a sassy quote to read while they are sipping on their favorite beverage.

Choose from one of the listed quotes, or come up with your own!

Made from olive wood. The wood will vary in color as it's a natural occurrence, making each coaster unique.

About 4" x 4" x 2"

Quote options:
♦ 90% of being married is just shouting "WHAT" from other rooms
♦ As for me & my house, we will serve tacos. Salsa 24:7
♦ Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow
♦ Brains are the new tits
♦ Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other one crazy. That's your party tit.
♦ Fold your worries into paper airplanes and turn them into flying fucks
♦ I make wine disappear - what's your superpower?
♦ I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now
♦ If you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo
♦ Karma is only a bitch if you are
♦ "Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it
♦ Maybe swearing will help
♦ Surround yourself with fuck yes people. They show up differently
♦ The Fuckening (noun) when your day is too good to be true & some shit finally goes down
♦ Thou shalt not try me. Mom 24:7
♦ Trust me. You can dance. - alcohol
♦ We can't all look good at the same time. It's either me, the kids, or the house
♦ What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful
♦ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
♦ You should see my active bitch face

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