Who doesn't love a sassy quote to read while they are sipping on their favorite beverage.

Choose from one of the listed quotes, or come up with your own!

M A T E R I A L
Made from olive wood. The wood will vary in color as it's a natural occurrence, making each coaster unique.

S I Z E
About 4" x 4" x 2"

Quote options:
♦ 90% of being married is just shouting "WHAT" from other rooms
♦ As for me & my house, we will serve tacos. Salsa 24:7
♦ Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow
♦ Brains are the new tits
♦ Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other one crazy. That's your party tit.
♦ Fold your worries into paper airplanes and turn them into flying fucks
♦ I make wine disappear - what's your superpower?
♦ I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now
♦ If you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo
♦ Karma is only a bitch if you are
♦ "Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it
♦ Maybe swearing will help
♦ Surround yourself with fuck yes people. They show up differently
♦ The Fuckening (noun) when your day is too good to be true & some shit finally goes down
♦ Thou shalt not try me. Mom 24:7
♦ Trust me. You can dance. - alcohol
♦ We can't all look good at the same time. It's either me, the kids, or the house
♦ What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful
♦ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
♦ You should see my active bitch face